It’s been 6 days since The Frost Jokers won the Best Cosplay Group at the Lineage II Launch event, and I still haven’t seen a single video of our skit posted at Youtube. It really sucks to have no video cam of our own, as of now we can only rely on audience members who have cameras, much like our well documented award-winning skit at Level Up Live 2007. A lot of our friends and supporters were asking if there was any video of the Lineage skit. So instead of waiting for a video to share to everyone, I’ve decided to present our skit in a different way. Jump with me!

PLAY THE MUSIC!

Frost Jokers Lineage II Skit Background Music
Recorded, dubbed, arranged, engineered and mixed by Master DiwaReader Recommendation: Play the music while following the script and picturesPlot Summary
Our skit revolves around 3 Lineage II Dwarfen Fighters who crossed paths in the battlefield. Diana was fighting a monster that her level couldn’t handle. Edwin, who happens to be nearby, offered to help Diana kill the monster. However, Diana accuses Edwin of kill-stealing and an argument ensues. Master Diwa arrives at the scene in the nick of time just to prevent them from tearing each other apart. Master Diwa offers to mediate the two but must instead settle their differences in the form of a dance showdown.Opening Music: Dwarfen Theme
Narrator: Inihahandog ng Frost Jokers ang isang Kosdula* na pinamagatang, “Koya Wag Po Sawsaw!”.
* Kosdula is a combination of the two words Cosplay and Dula (theater play). It is term invented by The Frost Jokers.

Scene: Diana runs away from a high levelled monster while trying to defeat it in vain

Diana: Saklolo saklolo! Pinapatay ako! Tulong!
(Edwin hears and runs toward the scene)
Edwin: Eto na ako! Ililigtas kita!

(Edwin defeats the monster, levels up in the process and takes the loot. Diana is infuriated.)

Diana: Sawsaw ka!
Edwin: Anong sawsaw? Tinulungan nga kita e!
Diana: Ah basta! Sawsaw ka na, looter ka pa! Ibalik mo sakin yang ninakaw mo hmph!
Edwin: Looter? Ako pumatay ng monster, kaya akin ang loot!
Diana: Sumawsaw ka lang ‘no! Akin na yan, akin na yan! Ano? PVP na lang, ano! Laban ka?

(Master Diwa overhears the argument, arrives at the scene and interrupts.)
Master Diwa: Teka, teka! Anong kaguluhan to? Anong pinagaawayan niyo?

(spoken simultaneously)
Diana: E eto kasing pangit na ‘to sinawsawan na niya ko ninakaw pa niya loots ko!
Edwin: E eto kasi sya na nga tinulungan ko siya pang galit! Nakakainis!
Master Diwa: Teka lang, ‘wag na kayo magaway. Masama magaway, hindi niyo ba alam, madaming batang nanonood ngayon. (points to the audience) Ang mabuti pa, idaan na lang natin ito sa isang: Dance Showdown!

Music: Cotton Eyed Joe by Rednex

Master Diwa plays his fiddle with the music

Edwin and Diana executes the in-game Dwarf dance, and was greeted with the audience’s screams of support

Music: Chicken Dance

Music: The One You Love by Glenn Frey

Diana doing a sexy pole dance… without the pole

Music: Careless Whisper by George Michael

Edwin does a gigolo dance

Master Diwa judging the dance moves

Music: Legs by Hagibis

Diana recovers with another sexy dance

Music: Katawan by Hagibis

Edwin does more macho moves, especially a pumping move which drove the audience crazy

Final Music: Papaya Song by Ursula Dudziak

The Dwarfen Fighters dancing the Papaya Song

The climax, Edwin and Diana chases each other until they bonk their heads and fall to the ground unconscious.

(Master Diwa shows his true colours)

Master Diwa: (evil laughter) Hehehehe! May pa-dance contest, dance contest pa kayo ha? Sige tulog lang kayo dyan. Akin na mga gamit niyo. (steals Edwin’s and Diana’s weapons). (speaks to audience) Kaya mga bata, ating tandaan: Huwag sasawsaw! Paalam!

(Curtain call)

There you go! I hope you enjoyed that one, now it’s time to post this at cosplay.ph!