Nowadays, gamers are a large population. You can find gamers from virtually all kinds of places. In any kind of workplace, whether it be related to computers, business, music, journalism, etc., you’re bound to find a gamer amongst them. Today’s Gamer Girl is a good example of someone I found… right at my office. Meet Gamer Girl Anne!

What’s your name?
Anne

Age or age group?
26

Your gaming alias?
What’s that? Is that like, the TV series with Jennifer Garner? OH MY GOD, it has a game now? SHIET! Heh. None.

What’s your main game? (the game you spent most of your time with)
These days, more on brain games for the DS like Phoenix Wright. Finished Professor Layton and the Curious Village a few weeks ago. Guitar Hero on the PS2 when I feel like it. Back then, it was all PC games for me.

Real life occupation?
I boss people around.

Your proudest gaming moment?
Played and finished Commandos II straight from 11AM to 3AM the following morning. Oh, and finished Neverwinter Nights. Twice. But that was ages ago.

Your other games? (other titles/game franchises that you like)
Super Mario and Legend of Zelda will never get old. This reminds me, I have yet to finish the Final Boss fight on Phantom Hourglass. Oh, and I’m still at the Pinocchio stage of Kingdom Hearts for the PS2. Meh. Right now, I’m switching between Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations and Super Princess Peach. It’s about time the bitch got up her ass and stopped getting kidnapped and sh*t. Sims 2 every now and then, but one can only create so many lesbian couples and make them woohoo.

Your best gaming asset? (your edge or advantage as a gamer)
I’m not really that hardcore of a gamer, so I can’t say. I only play when I have nothing better to do. Otherwise, I’d be watching DVDs or reading a book. Or lounging.

Favored genre? (RPG, shooter, platformer, action adventure, etc.)
Nothing in particular, but definitely not fighting games like Mortal Kombat and sh*t. My thumbs hurt from mashing the buttons. And half the time, I have no idea what the f*ck I’m doing. I only like Super Smash Brothers Brawl because the characters look so adorable. And nothing that involves sports.

In an alternate universe where everyone is a gaming character, which videogame character are you? Why?
I’d say any character in a survival horror game since they look so badass, but I’m too much of a pussy and I’d probably curl up and die (no, I’d scream bloody murder first, then curl up and die) at the sight of a zombie. So I’d settle for Conker from Conker’s Bad Fur Day. He’s crass and crude and more importantly, he has no shame. Not so much on the drinking though, because I don’t drink. (My boyfriend is keen on insisting that I should be Kirby. The bastard.)

Any clan or guild?
I’m very tempted to say Wu-Tang Clan but that’s too easy, so none.

Official clan designation?
None.

Wii, Ps3, or Xbox360?
Wii, baby.

Nintendo DS or PSP?
Seeing that I own a DS, I’d have to say DS. God of War looks gorgeous on the PSP, though. BAH.

Online or Offline gaming?
Offline.

Other hobbies? (aside from gaming)
I’m into B-movies and horror flicks. And lesbian porn. Does lounging count? Because I’m good at that. I also have a collection of toys, mostly horror action figures. And mostly given to me because I’m awesome like that. I’m so awesome that my friends are compelled to give me kickass presents.

Do female gamers rock?
F*ck, yeah. (Despite the fact that I hire the boyfriend’s services when I can’t defeat a boss, but that’s not the point. Shut up.)

What’s your message to all the gamers out there?
In the words of the great Rick Flair: WOOOO! And don’t do drugs. Stay organic. (That doesn’t even make sense but whatever.)

And there you have it folks! Another Gamer Girl unleashes her gaming passion only here at masterdiwa.com! Also check out the previously featured Gamer Girls, Caroline, Mica, Margarette and Ysa.